January 2012
65 posts
December 2011
121 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
stay-nega:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE.
"Starting from February BEAST will be opening a...
fuckyeahkoreanguys:
projected venues: -Germany -England -Spain -LA -New York -San Francisco -Vancouver -Toronto -Korea -Singapore -Japan -China -Taiwan -Thailand.”
SOURCE
SF…. I’M ON IT SON.
Raccoons, rats, and other critters beware...
I got me an official Resident Evil Gas Powered Samurai Edge M9 Beretta
When you try and do finger tutting...
most-awkward-moments:
Expectation:
Reality:
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
Oh god finger tutting is retarded.
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
Watchthis is turrible.
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
cpkircher:
crownofgold:
i’m creating a new birth control that works 100% of the time and it’s called flare jeans
